03FOR THE “QUICK CALL?” VICTIMS

Inconveniencea coworker.

Six torture toys. One fictional coworker. Be petty. Dodge HR.

30 SECONDS. ZERO PROFESSIONALISM.

THE VERY SHORT VERSION

  1. Pick a toy. Hold on the coworker to charge.
  2. Release in green. Mix toys for bigger scores.
  3. HR patrols. Lay low when they watch. Suspicion cools while you wait.

Arrows to pick a toy. Hold / release Space to use it. Enter for a quick hit.

Another game. Another perfectly good excuse.

EST. YOUR LUNCH BREAK
Ready?
This game requires a browser with Canvas 2D support.

A browser-sized break from being a person.

MEET YOUR NEXT BAD IDEA

A cartoon office game for “quick call?” victims.

Inconvenience a Coworker is a free, single-player office humour game about being absurdly petty. Pick from six cartoon torture toys, charge an action and release in the green zone. Mix your tools for bigger scores, then lay low when HR watches. You have 30 seconds and absolutely no claim to Employee of the Month.

How to play Inconvenience a coworker

  1. Choose a toy from the tray. Hold on the playfield to charge, then release in the green zone. Use arrow keys to select and hold/release Space on a keyboard; Enter makes a quick hit.
  2. Rotate between the Deadline mallet, Feedback prod, Alignment rack, Tie pliers, Tickle audit and Decaf cannon. Repeating one toy earns less than mixing them.
  3. Watch HR and the suspicion meter. Wait for suspicion to cool when HR is watching. The round ends after 30 seconds or when you are caught.
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Inconvenience a Coworker game: a fictional cartoon office character, six toy controls and an HR suspicion meter.
Inconvenience a coworker. Free to play in your browser.

Before your next round

Can I upload a real coworker’s photo?

No. The character is fictional. There are no photo uploads, names to enter or messages sent to coworkers.

How do I avoid getting caught by HR?

Time actions for when HR is away. Stop and let suspicion cool when the patrol is watching, and avoid overcharging past the green zone.

Is this a stress-relief game?

It is a silly way to take a short break and laugh at office frustrations. It is entertainment, with cartoon props and no gore.

How do I share this challenge on X or Instagram?

Finish your round and use Post to X or Instagram Story on the result screen. Your invite link and its target score lead friends back to this exact game setup. On Instagram, add the copied link as a Link sticker.

Is this a harmless office prank game?

It is cartoon workplace humour with a fictional coworker, a decaf cannon and an HR meter. No coworker names, photos or uploads are needed. A round takes up to 30 seconds in your browser.

Another perfectly good excuse.

Make it a score challenge. Finish a round, invite a friend and compare results. How to share game scores on X, Instagram Stories and more →

A very small escape.

Sound is optional. Your best score stays on this device. Shared links give friends the same starting challenge.

Need a break from your break? Use the pause button.

Put your bad decisions on Stories.

Your portrait score card with space for an Instagram Link sticker
  1. Copy your challenge link.
  2. Share or save the image, then add it to an Instagram Story.
  3. In Instagram, add a Link sticker, paste the link and call it BEAT THIS.

The Link sticker makes it clickable. You choose the app and publish the Story.

Open Instagram ↗

Your challenge link

Copy this link and pass the break along.